Comments on: Phone Lust http://julesritter.com/2009/07/phone-lust/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:50:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: jules http://julesritter.com/2009/07/phone-lust/comment-page-1/#comment-5818 jules Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:30:38 +0000 http://julesritter.com/?p=1718#comment-5818 Mr. Big Jobs (ha ha...it's early I was woken up by the bottle bank again...we are writing to the commune, disgusted from Biggleswade, about the amount of wine being consumed by Swiss farmers tut tut) gets inside our brains...thinks logically and creatively like a woman not a man or a demented parrot for that matter. As for SITC you've lost me. I only saw the "movie" so have no reference points for skid marks. I will pass on request. Mr. Big Jobs (ha ha…it’s early I was woken up by the bottle bank again…we are writing to the commune, disgusted from Biggleswade, about the amount of wine being consumed by Swiss farmers tut tut) gets inside our brains…thinks logically and creatively like a woman not a man or a demented parrot for that matter. As for SITC you’ve lost me. I only saw the “movie” so have no reference points for skid marks. I will pass on request.

]]> By: Francesca Prescott http://julesritter.com/2009/07/phone-lust/comment-page-1/#comment-5810 Francesca Prescott Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:13:45 +0000 http://julesritter.com/?p=1718#comment-5810 Ooh, you must have a more recent model, because I don't think my keyboard enlarged when turned sideways. I must say that my I-Phone was actually clever enough to work out what language I was using when I texted multilingually. How the heck did Steve Jobs manage that? BTW I quite liked Mr.Big, maybe because he matched my own bigness. Liked the little guy too, though...you know, the one who left skid marks on his boxers. Not because of the skid marks of course, more like despite them. Aidan was the cutest though, don't you think? I'm happy to go out anytime, and am thrilled to hear about my fan in Cologny! Would love them to drop me a message via my guest-book :) Hint hint! Ooh, you must have a more recent model, because I don’t think my keyboard enlarged when turned sideways. I must say that my I-Phone was actually clever enough to work out what language I was using when I texted multilingually. How the heck did Steve Jobs manage that? BTW I quite liked Mr.Big, maybe because he matched my own bigness. Liked the little guy too, though…you know, the one who left skid marks on his boxers. Not because of the skid marks of course, more like despite them. Aidan was the cutest though, don’t you think?

I’m happy to go out anytime, and am thrilled to hear about my fan in Cologny! Would love them to drop me a message via my guest-book :) Hint hint!

]]> By: jules http://julesritter.com/2009/07/phone-lust/comment-page-1/#comment-5808 jules Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:38:50 +0000 http://julesritter.com/?p=1718#comment-5808 Ahhh I was worried about that too until a nice Philippino lady at a lunch showed me that if you turned the screen sideways the keyboard enlarged! It also does that nice thing where if you make a typo it politely works out the correct word for you and discreetly inserts it instead of trying to guess what you are saying and going off on a tangent like all the other rubbish phones out there. Never liked Mr. Big, not my type too too what's the word? Slippery. Phone sex probably. How are you? When are we going to go out? You have a fan in Cologny who read your book on a beach in Ibiza. Ahhh I was worried about that too until a nice Philippino lady at a lunch showed me that if you turned the screen sideways the keyboard enlarged! It also does that nice thing where if you make a typo it politely works out the correct word for you and discreetly inserts it instead of trying to guess what you are saying and going off on a tangent like all the other rubbish phones out there. Never liked Mr. Big, not my type too too what’s the word? Slippery. Phone sex probably. How are you? When are we going to go out? You have a fan in Cologny who read your book on a beach in Ibiza.

]]> By: Francesca Prescott http://julesritter.com/2009/07/phone-lust/comment-page-1/#comment-5805 Francesca Prescott Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:37:31 +0000 http://julesritter.com/?p=1718#comment-5805 Hmmm, I'm beginning to wonder why I never bonded with my I-Phone, and passed it on to Prescott junior (who promptly dropped it and cracked the screen. "But don't worry, it still works!"). I too loved the sleek design, and the music, and the photos. But sending text messages? Ugh! It took me ten minutes instead of ten seconds to type "Where are you?" to my straying kids, because the damn letters were so close together, and the touch screen so sensitive and...well...I have big hands with matching big fingers. I got fed up with typing gobbledeegoop. Do you think Mr Big sent Carrie lots of messages? I wonder... Until Steve Jobs puts out an I-Phone for ladies with butter-fingers, I'm sticking to my easy texting Nokia. Hmmm, I’m beginning to wonder why I never bonded with my I-Phone, and passed it on to Prescott junior (who promptly dropped it and cracked the screen. “But don’t worry, it still works!”). I too loved the sleek design, and the music, and the photos. But sending text messages? Ugh! It took me ten minutes instead of ten seconds to type “Where are you?” to my straying kids, because the damn letters were so close together, and the touch screen so sensitive and…well…I have big hands with matching big fingers. I got fed up with typing gobbledeegoop. Do you think Mr Big sent Carrie lots of messages? I wonder…

Until Steve Jobs puts out an I-Phone for ladies with butter-fingers, I’m sticking to my easy texting Nokia.

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