Heidi and The Naked Truth

Photo Roger Sonneland

So following on from my ideas of how to become famous I have decided that I need to write a book on Switzerland.

Here are a few suggestions for the title:

 A Guide to Switzerland Without the Boring Bits

The Only Book on Switzerland That Will Make You Laugh

OR

Yas Voll!  Switzerland Vill Be Fun For You!

or

You Have Picked Up  a book on Switzerland not Sweden:

       - No Geneva is not a country

          – Yes Zurich is in Switzerland

                                     – No I do not speak Swiss (nor does anyone else)

                                 - No I do not know your friend in Amsterdam

I’m going for the last one although granted not catchy.

Now to follow in this book, after a hilarious erudite introduction by me, will be all the blog entries or shall we say Vignettes of my life à la Swiss et voilà I will be sitting on the breakfast telly sofa, fully clothed, in no time.

Am I onto a winner? 

Copyright Julesritter spring day March 2008